I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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