well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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