it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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