My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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