Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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