I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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