you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
