I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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