everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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