i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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