Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Even my vagina gasped.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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