I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She needs sedatives and a leash
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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