girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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