put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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