I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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