he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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