My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
