It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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