you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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