You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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