is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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