Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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