This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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