i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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