did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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