Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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