I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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