Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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