you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well most of my day revolves around power hour
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Randomize
