I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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