u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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