Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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