Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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