With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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