everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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