I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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