Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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