Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Im part way to drunk.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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