Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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