she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All the doctor said was why
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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