All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
the raccoons are back...
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