Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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