He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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