She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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