how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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