We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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