I must be too annoying 4 u.
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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