I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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