my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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