I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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