My brain says no but my pants say off.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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